Wednesday, December 06, 2006

"The Doughnut" written by Michael Hall

My wife wanted me to say that I Michael Hall wrote this.

So, we were sitting in Sunday morning church the other day enjoying the announcements and singing when suddenly a chocolate glazed doughnut ricocheted off of my wife and landed in my lap. I can honestly say that this is the first time a chocolate doughnut has landed in my lap in church. Due to my shock, I just sat there for a few moments looking at the doughnut on my khakis. I couldn't believe there was a doughnut in my lap, and for a moment I thought I had fallen asleep and was dreaming. Where could this doughnut have come from? I picked up the doughnut, bent over a bit and looked down the pew to find a tall skinny guy laughing at me. In order to protect the innocent, I won't mention his name, but MATT COLE threw a doughnut at my wife and I. Not only did he throw the doughnut, he threw it during church. Being a rationale individual, I decided not to retaliate at the moment. So, I kept the doughnut, waited until church was over, and threw the doughnut at his first born son hitting him in the head...not really. That was just for effect. But, I did vow that I would get him back, nay that I would seek revenge tenfold. And I will Matt Cole, I will.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I remember Matt Cole from back at ACU.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you found me, Brooke! I'll definitely keep track of your blog now!

Becky said...

I would be very happy if a donut landed in my lap- maybe you should write him a thank you card instead of seek revenge. :) And I'm letting everyone know right now that I would welcome any kind of food, especially sweets, thrown into my lap at church or anywhere else.

Anonymous said...

Wow... a donut being thrown by a minister, I'm shocked!

Michael Potthoff said...

LOL that is awesome! Now is this in the middle of service or during Bible class or what??? :)